Calling All Liars

Do you make up stories about your whereabouts and life to mask your insecurity? Were you the student who said they left their homework at home on the dining table when they didn't even start it? And let me guess you were the kid who could only use their shiny iphone at home and never tried the mainstream snack your friend had at recess. If any of these apply to you please keep reading because I have an opportunity for you that won't result in you losing all of your relationships. For you liars who physically can't handle the truth Hollywood and writing rooms are desperate for your services. With their shitty reboots and dense dialogue about teenagers played by 30 year olds they need you! Yes you the guy who kills off made up family members to avoid telling his girlfriend he's cheating on her. Put that energy to use when lying about a late assignment into writing a spec script or just a treatment, or a feature film. Stop lying to yourself saying that you're going to lose the baby weight this year and create a self hating main character who teen girls make moodboards about. Don't let another reboot of a beautiful show happen, im begging you! Write your lies and sell them and bring back good TV.